Episode 31 - Halloween Special: All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

Have you watched a lot of cheerleader media (cheerleadia?) Yeah, we are assuming you’ve not seen All Cheerleaders Die (2013) but do come listen anyway and see if Alice can persuade you (and G and Holly) that it is, in fact, the Greatest Film Of All Time, in our Halloween special.

There’s magic and witches and an undead cat and glowing gemstones and blood and murder and cannibalism and zombies. It’s gay, it’s a remake (somehow)  and the goth eyeliner is terrible. Wrap up warm in the spooky season as G explains the plot because Alice has brain fog and Holly has no idea what’s going on in this trashy flick, with its 90s SFX and pit full of spikes. Along the way there’s more references to Lord Of The Rings than you might expect (or want, if you are Alice), discussion of diamond knives, and Alice discovers the sound effects button on the recording equipment. Truly haunting.

CN: Mention of cannibalism, swearing, spoilers (although we really don't expect you've seen it and that's ok, listen anyway, get spoiled, it's ok) and discussion of a sexual nature.